with pleasure.This quiz is for those who are unsure of their sexual orientation. you still covering my shift on Friday or what? Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a f***ing Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?Īll right, man. Oh, turban, now! Do you see any f***ing turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" F*** you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Hey, hey! You are f***ing with the wrong sand n*gger, okay? Listen to me, listen to me! You are f***ing with the wrong n*gger. Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a p*ssy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood. You wanna take this sh*t outside? You wanna just take it outside and just squash it? how about Jesse Jackson? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call. This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. Then you gonna give me half the commission.
She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested. I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg. I don't hang out with him! I work with him and that's it! I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself. You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert. You know what? I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my b*tch! Know what I sayin'? So, sh*t, man. So why don't you back the sh*t off, all right? And stop with the inquisition. Who the f*** are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. You are never going to meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a b*tch! So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"? God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card. Is this yours? Did you write this stuff? And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.Īnd I didn't have any bread. Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. So what about you? What did you get up to? And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. You think "A woman f***in' a horse" and you get there and. it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be.
We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows.
We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this b*tch, and now he 'bout to bounce! See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at? Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech. Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face! You ever heard of rolling twenties, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying? "Spoon", nigga. Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch. Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do. You know, she's on her way over here, okay? Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia. I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in? That's much more valuable than Steve Austin. Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss? He's got a billion toys.Īnd more video games than a teenaged Asian kid. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.